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Xave Ruth - Steve You Are a Dick [Official Music Video]
 
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A musical pattern experiment (MuPE) where each note goes with a specific word, about how Steve is a massive dick. You know a Steve. He is a dick. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Unless your name is Steve, in which case you're a dick, and go away. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW Pictures of Steves being dicks: https://goo.gl/eng8ki
Views: 18246 xaveruth
Alex Anthopoulos: The Song
 
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Alex Anthopoulos' theme song. May he continue to shrewdly GM the Jays for many years to come. Check out my baseball blog at bottomofthefourth.blogspot.com
Views: 6505 xaveruth
Every Major's Terrible - xkcd/Xave - 10 Parts a Cappella
 
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xkcd wrote a brilliant comic that absolutely required musical accompaniment. Here it is! Lyrics - Randall Munroe, xkcd (xkcd.com) Video - Xave Ruth (facebook.com/xavemusic) Music - Sullivan. Gilbert was also hanging out in the same room probably Most of my other music on here is original. Check it out!
Views: 20720 xaveruth
Gangnam Style Acoustic - Xave Ruth
 
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What more do you want to know?! It's acoustic Gangnam Style. My apologies to the Korean language. Check out my original music on my channel, or at facebook.com/xavemusic.
Views: 1506 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - I Don't Party That Hard [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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When I go out with my friends, we dance in a closed-loop system. We're 30. We're too old to make new friends. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW LYRICS Friday night gettin' drunk we at the club Actually to be honest it's more of a pub (with a dance floor) I don't like going to clubs the strobe lights hurt my eyes I like my job and partying is not my priiiii-ority I don't party that hard And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover I don't party that hard I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated I'm on the flo' I drink Merlot This wine glass makes it hard to dance (it was a bad choice) I spill on a chick She calls me a dick Wasn't my fault the DJ told me to throw up my hands I try to flirt It doesn't work It's so loud that I can only mime I take a seat And rest my feet Only dance a couple songs at a time (this shit is hard work) I'm not that cool but I'm Cooler than Urkel (sick reference bro!) And when I go out with my friends We dance in a circle We're not awkward socially We just don't see each other during the week So we catch up by dancing in A CLOSED LOOP SYSTEM I don't party that hard And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover I don't party that hard I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again Aside from the month in between this party never ends Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again Aside from the month in between this party never ends Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again Aside from the month in between this party never ends Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again Aside from the month in between this party never ends Never ends Never Never ends Never ends Nevernever ends Neverends neveneverends ends neverneverneverends ennnnnds nevernevernevernernevendsenddsenvedsednvsnewnvends DROP I don't party that hard And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover I don't party that hard I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated I don't party that hard And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover I don't party that hard I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated
Views: 334 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - Get That Needle Away From My Kid [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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A song about anti-vaxxers. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Unless your name is Steve, in which case you're a dick, and go away. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW
Views: 969 xaveruth
Cellular Automatune #1: Recti-Dimond
 
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This song is a fractal. Inspired by cellular automata and.. uh, fractals.
Views: 5360 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - Steve You Are a Dick (a Musical Pattern Experiment) [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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A musical pattern experiment where each note goes with a specific word, about how Steve is a massive dick. You know a Steve. He is a dick. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Unless your name is Steve, in which case you're a dick, and go away. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW Pictures of Steves being dicks: https://goo.gl/eng8ki
Views: 971 xaveruth
I'm Gay For You Baby
 
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A heterosexual love song. facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 2180 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - Someone Explain it to Me
 
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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SCREWED I DON'T GET IT CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLEASE WHY ARE YOU ALL SHEEP LIKE WHY ARE YOU LITERAL SHEEP I LOOK OUTSIDE AND I ONLY SEE SHEEP AND ONE MAN WITH AN ALPENHORN MAKING A CRAZY SOUND THAT'S UNLIKE ANY OTHER SOUND I'VE EVER HEARD ALL THESE SHEEP ON THIS MOUNTAIN THAT'S ODDLY REMINISCENT OF THIS MOVIE I SAW ONE TIME WITH JULIE ANDREWS ARE BLEATING THEIR BLEATS ARE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME WHERE IS THE CREATIVITY THESE DAYS NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE THE CAPACITY TO THINK OF A SINGLE IDEA EVEN REMOTELY UNIQUE EVERYTHING IS JUST RECYCLED MEMES SONGS ARE MADE OF OTHER SONGS BOOKS STEAL ALL THEIR WORDS FROM OTHER BOOKS IS THERE ANY HOPE MAYBE THERE IS THIS ONE GUY BOLDLY STANDING OUT FROM THE CROWD MAKING A DIFFERENT SOUND WITH AN ALPENHORN EVERYONE ELSE IS A F***ING SHEEP ----- How did we get to this point in society Everyone accusing each other of impropriety Some people so fake, all they want's notoriety Who is at fault, not just one person it's the entirety Our global system is screwed Someone explain it to me Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh We are witnessing the decline of democracy Every election is such a debacle the Kids these days don't even vote, what an oddity And still think they deserve human rights, such hypocrisy Extradite the kids (they think they're the future) (WRONG!) Someone explain it to me Why is everybody in the world so obsessed with CURRENCY It's like they got their brain replaced with dollar bills in SURGERY The bankers scream BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL SELL with such FERVENCY Why does nobody else consider this AN EMERGENCY We gotta Burn the cash to the ground (especially the Bitcoin) (BURN IT!) Someone explain it to me (What is a Blockchain) When I was a kid I had a train set mechanical It forced me to follow instructions tyrannical The LEGO corporation had me in manacles How does it move on its own, it's satanical Tear the train set down (tear it down NOW) Someone explain it to me Tear up the system Rip it to little pieces Take all the pieces Shove them up a banker's butt Build a new system Out of his defecation Tear up that system Systems are MADE OF POOP Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh Duh duh de duh duh Duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh
Views: 160 xaveruth
Our Love is a Metaphor
 
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I know that if I can just find the right metaphor I can win you over. http://www.facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 300 xaveruth
Calculate Pi -- Live and Let Die Parody for Pi Day
 
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HAPPY PI DAY!!! March 14, 3/14! What a wonderful number. This is a math parody of Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Die". Hey! I released a nerdy musical comedy special. Get it at http://xaveruth.com, or watch the trailer here: https://youtu.be/XHhUpKNDO4w Xave Ruth: http://xaveruth.com http://facebook.com/xavemusic http://twitter.com/xave_ruth http://instagram.com/xave_ruth Pi: http://www.piday.org/million/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi https://www.google.com/search?q=pi+pies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ9NHRp-rZAhVHpFkKHRqnDdUQ_AUICigB Thanks to the following channels for inspiration: @Numberphile @acappellascience
Views: 244 xaveruth
A Subterranean Courtship [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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A story of finding love on the subway. And talking to a pole. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Unless your name is Steve, in which case you're a dick, and go away. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW Pictures of subway cars: https://www.google.com/search?q=subway+cars&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiq96fBkI7bAhVFw4MKHQmDB1wQ_AUICigB&biw=1600&bih=799
Views: 216 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - Mansplaining Feminism [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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I've always wanted to get on a stage and explain what mansplaining is. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Unless your name is Steve, in which case you're a dick, and go away. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW The term "mansplaining" was coined by author Rebecca Solnit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Solnit) when an older man mansplained to her the importance of a book about the photographer Eadweard Muybridge, which she had actually written. Here's a link to buy the book: https://www.amazon.com/River-Shadows-Eadweard-Muybridge-Technological/dp/0142004103
Views: 138 xaveruth
I've Been There, I Would Know
 
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I've been most places in the world. It's all pretty much the same. Kinda boring.
Views: 253 xaveruth
My Ten-Speed Lady
 
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I love my bike. http://www.facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 2420 xaveruth
Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto - TRAILER
 
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Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto is out NOW at http://xaveruth.com ! It features songs like "Steve You Are a Dick", "Get That Needle Away From My Kid", "Mansplaining Feminism", and more. The special was filmed at the Centre for Social Innovation in Toronto in 2017. Find Xave on: Facebook: http://facebook.com/xavemusic Twitter: http://twitter.com/xave_ruth Instagram: http://instagram.com/xaveruth
Views: 569 xaveruth
Reading Rainbow Theme Sung by Books
 
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One day, some books got together and one book was like hey, let's sing! http://facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 2372 xaveruth
Brother, Come in from the Cold
 
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Chad just wants his brother to come in from the cold. Is that so much to ask?
Views: 302 xaveruth
The Cup Song Drunk
 
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My drunk cover of Lulu and the Lampshades' 'You're Gonna Miss Me'. Featuring Craig Mara.
Views: 1881 xaveruth
I'm Gonna Die (By My Own Hand)
 
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I'm sick of my parents!!!! http://www.facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 209 xaveruth
Tetris A Cappella
 
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TETRISSSSSSSSS http://facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 1371 xaveruth
Xave Ruth - Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch [from XAVE RUTH: LIVE IN TORONTO]
 
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A story of a man who DOES count his chickens before they hatch. It ends in multiple lacerations, divorce, and a paralyzed camel named Henrique. Buy Xave Ruth: Live in Toronto for $5: http://goo.gl/ZrTc3e Hi guys! Xave Ruth here. I've been writing and performing weird funny songs for seven years and finally scratched together the funds to make my very own comedy special, completely independently and self-funded. It isn't easy for a little guy to make it in a comedy landscape completely dominated by Netflix, but this is my big shot. If you like this video I hope you'll consider buying the special for $5 at the above link, or sharing this video with your network to help me build my fanbase. Thanks! Sign up for the mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bCqwE9 Like Xave on Facebook: https://goo.gl/dgmD4z Follow Xave on Twitter: https://goo.gl/taEfQT Follow Xave on Instagram: https://goo.gl/Gah1DW
Views: 259 xaveruth
Our Love Has Grown Up
 
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Views: 99 xaveruth
The Glasses Song
 
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This is a song about glasses. It's called The Glasses Song. Please let me know if you have a better idea for a title. Recorded in 2016 in California. Find me at http://www.xaveruth.com
Views: 2438 xaveruth
I Don't Party That Hard - Live at Loon Lake
 
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On the Dadvan Tour 2016, I stopped in to Loon Lake for a show. Michael, one of the attendees, came prepared with several hundred cameras to film the show from all the angles. It was awesome. This was the one song I actually got to film MYSELF with a selfie stick. Check out Michael's other stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/user/pingpongnaked Xave Ruth: http://xaveruth.com/ http://www.facebook.com/xavemusic
Views: 90 xaveruth