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TFM's Guide to Sexual Marketplace Values
 
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A video I've been meaning to make. The concept of Sexual Marketplace Value (SMV) has certainly been covered elsewhere, but I have some of my own thoughts and ideas that I hope people find helpful. Not that I expect anyone to take relationship advice from a monkey ... *Note: The picture of the lotto winner with the gold-digging whore is a hoax. Thank you Joe Joeseph for pointing this out in the comments section.*
Views: 67919 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Hacking Hypergamy
 
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This is a video about using knowledge of hypergamy to gain an edge in relationships with women. The PUAs specialize in this sort of thing, but usually equate it to a woman responding to authority rather than a product of hypergamy. This represents my take on the subject, but if you're truly interested in this topic, I recommend that you look into Pickup Artists, since this is their specialization. Song: "Side Path" by Kevin MacLeod. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 90920 Turd Flinging Monkey
Mail: She'll Never Love You: CONFIRMED!
 
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New format for videos responding directly to comments or questions that I feel merit a full video. Tell me what you think. She'll Never Love You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5OnPJoZG8A Song: Heartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100208 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Views: 93351 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Dark Lords of the Apocalypse
 
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UPDATE: A few commentators have sent me links to a video from Ravishing Rick Rude from last year about this topic. I didn't see this video until now, but it is really good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZsul87Kev4 Are we the bad guys? Probably. Crossing Ways: MGTOW Bonus: Anime Character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3gK3UVBLA SuperCarlinBrothers: Star Wars Theory: JEDI ARE EVIL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUrWyPJqeSk Star Wars Theory: WE ARE ALL SITH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZfwW3EcIDo Darth Bane: Path of Destruction Audiobook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbSMxqHXSbs WatchMojo.com: Apocalypse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6fsky8mlis Stardusk (Thinking Ape): The Price of Blotting Out The Sun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAuyzbk2RQ Colttaine: Cartesian Dualism of Biology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6wi30jGX2w Song: “Lost In The Forest” by Doug Maxwell / Media Right Productions. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 51899 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Capable of Anything (Remastered)
 
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Happy MLK Day 2018. I started producing content on MLK Day 2015, with today marking my 4th year on YouTube as a content creator. This is a remastering on one of my earliest videos, originally produced February 5th 2015. It currently has less than 1,000 views but I consider it one of my most important early videos. Thank you for your support. You are the wind beneath my flings. Original Video: MGTOW: Capable of Anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIYkhkGhCxE My own thoughts regarding the need for internal validation and identity in a world where shame is the primary tool of conformity. Sandman: MGTOW Mindset https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8kdJTkduY Stardusk (ThinkingApe-TV): The Frontier of the Self: The Empty Identity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwNkFQJpt0 Bane666 (Bane666au): The Gender Dilemma Episode 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp3aqIBmK_U Song: "Get Back Up" by Silent Partner. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.
Views: 21822 Turd Flinging Monkey
Red Pill Chemist - Fling My Turds
 
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Red Pill Chemist is the musician behind the song, and he has graciously allowed me to use it for my theme music. I made this video so that people who are interested in hearing the entire song can do so. Enjoy! Redpill Chemist: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfv1F4VzWXUzxrQn_muX_Iw Gameplay: Audiosurf 2 (on PC) which allows you to "play" your own music as a videogame.
Views: 19421 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Feminism is a Self-Correcting Problem (TFM 42O)
 
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Women can have a welfare state fueled by a growing population, or they can forgo families in favor of education and careers, but they can't have both. A segment of the 9/20/2017 episode of TFM 42O. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-19/finland-s-welfare-state-has-a-massive-baby-problem Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Sponsor: https://www.the-doll-house.com/ The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/sex-robots-uk Celestina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ Background Music: Jazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Production. TTS by https://ttsreader.com/
Views: 29932 Turd Flinging Monkey
TFM's Guide to Being an Asshole to Women for Fun and Profit
 
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My take on why women like assholes instead of nice guys. Climicas Wrath: Dealing with Insanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uwwy7E_07c Wing Girls: Why Girls Like Assholes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FzeclcpLE Womenareweak1: The World's Strongest Woman vs. Average Men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnaiuPPNr4
Views: 35963 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Anatomy of a Sh*t Test
 
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Note: When reviewing my audio in post-production, I realized my comments regarding radical Muslims came out the wrong way. I provided some in-video text boxes to provide context, but didn't feel like re-recording the audio. In any event, I'm using the western perspective to define "radical", which includes otherwise peaceful Muslims that support traditional Islamic law as opposed to "western values" including Feminism. My sympathies lean more towards the supposed radicals myself, but in the context of this discussion, I was using the way Muslim apologists claim that the radicals are a small minority that doesn't represent Islam, and comparing it to how Feminists use the exact same defense when confronted with their own radicals. In my opinion, if you benefit from the actions of the radicals, and do nothing to oppose them, you are a supporter of them whether you choose to label yourself a radical or not, thus even women who claim not to be Feminists, but benefit from Feminist laws and do nothing about reforming them, are in fact simply passive Feminists themselves. That was the point I was trying to make. I realize that although most Muslims support Islamic Law, they do not support violence and terrorism. I apologize for not making that distinction more clear in the video, but again, I didn't want to have to re-record the audio. Cologne Sexual Assault Victim Called a Racist and Harassed After Identifying Her Attackers http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/13/2770829/ Vee's Video on this same article (where I heard about it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFtMJirR_I CS MGTOW: What is a stay-at-home mom worth? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc1IKDsvO3E Intro/Outro Song: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks Background Song: "So Far Away" by Riot. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 78520 Turd Flinging Monkey
Hiding Only Gives Them Power?
 
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An impromptu video in response to a Twitter exchange. Sources: https://twitter.com/social77media/status/976098108357664769 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrIKY8Ot97o https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/97119812/man-who-died-after-setting-himself-alight-had-been-protesting-family-court-issues Intro/Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: "Digital Memories" by Unicorn Heads. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Visualizations via Winamp and OBS.
Views: 22916 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Such is the Nature of Love for an Object
 
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My theory as to why women are especially evil during a divorce, caring more to destroy her ex-husband's life than about money or the welfare of their children. Neo Unplugged: Allow Men to Feel the Full Range of Human Emotion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_sMWqvkCW8 Mgtow Messenger: Daddy's hiding in the phone. MGTOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTkv10WVJLE PowerfulJRE: Dave Foley's Divorce (from Joe Rogan Experience #82) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg 32 Shocking Divorce Statistics: http://www.mckinleyirvin.com/Family-Law-Blog/2012/October/32-Shocking-Divorce-Statistics.aspx Song: “The Woods” by Silent Partner. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 18731 Turd Flinging Monkey
How To Argue With Women
 
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Social Media Links: Alternate Channel (Celestina Monkey): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClRIx5Yp0CZTCJz7PshfwEA Bitchute Account: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/SdA7JwX9dfhl/ Twitch Account: https://www.twitch.tv/tfmonkey Instagram (Celestina): https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ Intro/Outro Music: Fling My Turds by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: "Unusual Habitat" by Silent Partner. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Visualizations create via Winamp and OBS
Views: 35503 Turd Flinging Monkey
Mail: Where Do SJWs Come From?
 
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All politics is self-interest, and sexual dimorphism determines the best method to achieve dominance, and thus reproductive success. Hence politics is simply a manifestation of the individual's reproductive instincts and degree of sexual dimorphism. Or not, what do I know? Intro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: Dreams Become Real by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500027 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Gameplay: Rampage 2: Universal Tour (N64)
Views: 30630 Turd Flinging Monkey
36 Questions Women Have For Men Answered by TFM
 
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Pay attention ladies ... you might ... learn something. 36 Questions Women Have For Men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_J0Ng5cUGg Background Music: Cumbia No Frills Faster by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100275 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Views: 153830 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Why Civilized Society Hates Men
 
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“They need you right now. When they don’t … they’ll cast you out, like a leper.” – The Joker UPDATE: A related video about the nature of society and the genealogy of "Social Justice Warriors" was produced by Marcus from the channel "The Groundwork for the Metaphysics of MGTOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMo3Tgjrmk Bane666: The gender dilemma episode 2: Dismantling Patriarchy Theory (part 1): Introduction/Sexual dimorphism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5jGMVZi1o Songs: “William Tell Overture” by Rossini “Lost in the Forest” by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 174613 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Businesses Going Their Own Way (TFM 42O)
 
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At least you'll be able to afford the finest cat-food money can buy. A segment of the 12/13/2017 episode of TFM 42O. http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2017/12/where_is_the_line_between_office_flirtation_and_sexual_harassment.html Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Sponsor Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523 10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)
Views: 26687 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: She'll Never Love You (Special Edition)
 
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*UPDATE* Universal Pictures does not want any video containing a clip from Dune viewable in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland. As Germany does not recognize "fair use", I have no choice other than to remove the clip if I wanted the video viewable within those countries. An update to my most popular video “MGTOW: She’ll Never Love You”, which was one of my first videos, and was made while I was still learning how to do audio editing, and didn't own a decent microphone. I never expected my original video to be as popular as it became, and I want to ensure that if I’m primarily known for one video, that’s it’s a video that I can be proud of, so this is my “special edition”. Thank you for all your support. Davis M.J. Aurini: r/K Selection Theory in Practice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFWdx4gT0gQ Sandman: Emotional Baggage – MGTOW - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkYD7Ojp_I Cyber Saint: Men's Suicidal Life - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOP793671p0#! Gaijin Goombah: Dating Sims and Synthetic Relationships – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKwcJVa3dU Gaijin Goombah: Dating Sims, Love for EVERYONE! - Culture Shock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmNUGGGd_E8 Picture at 6:59 (Heart VS Brain): http://krisgleason.com/2012/12/13/harnessing-the-power-of-heart-and-mind/heart-vs-brain/#main/trackback/ Songs: “In Albany New York” by The 126ers. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library “Hey Girl” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library "Lost in the Forest" by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Unedited Dune Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsYKhEV6o0 TM & © Universal (2012) Cast: Kyle MacLachlan, Siân Phillips Director: David Lynch MOVIECLIPS YouTube Channel: http://j.mp/vqieFG Join our Facebook page: http://j.mp/tb8OMH Follow us on Twitter: http://j.mp/rZzGsm Buy Movie: http://amzn.to/snrk0W Producer: Raffaella De Laurentiis, José López Rodero Screenwriter: David Lynch
Views: 138201 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Men Aren't Interested in Women? It’s Men’s Fault!
 
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Read the original article here at Shedding of the Ego: http://sheddingoftheego.com/?p=478 Bibliography FRAC. (n.d.). Overweight and Obesity in the U.S. Retrieved May 31, 2015, from Food Research and Action Center: http://frac.org/initiatives/hunger-and-obesity/obesity-in-the-us/ Matyszczyk , C. (2015, May 10). Porn and video games engender masculinity crisis in boys, says psychologist. Retrieved May 31, 2015, from CNET: http://www.cnet.com/news/porn-and-video-games-engendering-masculinity-crisis-says-psychologist/#ftag=CAD590a51e Roosh. (2015, May 6). What Is Neomasculinity? Retrieved May 31, 2015, from RooshV: http://www.rooshv.com/what-is-neomasculinity Willyard, C. (2011, January). Men: A growing minority? Retrieved May 31, 2015, from American Psychological Association: http://www.apa.org/gradpsych/2011/01/cover-men.aspx Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 134340 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: The (Gender Studies) Student Debt Crisis (TFM 42O)
 
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Social Media Links: Alternate Channel (Celestina Monkey): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClRIx5Yp0CZTCJz7PshfwEA Bitchute Account: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/SdA7JwX9dfhl/ Gab Account: https://gab.ai/TFMonkey Instagram (Celestina): https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ A segment of the 8/29/2018 episode of TFM 42O https://qz.com/1367412/1-5-trillion-of-us-student-loan-debt-has-transformed-the-american-dream/ Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Sponsor Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523
Views: 29976 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Cold Hands, Empty Head
 
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UPDATE: Conversions added (as annotation, which are not view-able from mobile devices): 70°F = 21,1°C; 80°F = 26,7°C Of all the first-world entitled non-existent problems to complain about, this has to be some kind of record. Washington Post: Frigid offices, freezing women, oblivious men: An air-conditioning investigation http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/frigid-offices-freezing-women-oblivious-men-an-air-conditioning-investigation/2015/07/23/bdd1b4b4-30ae-11e5-97ae-30a30cca95d7_story.html Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks
Views: 21319 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Male Reverse Hypergamy
 
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Since hypergamy is an instinct, it makes sense that men would have their own related instincts. Since women are always looking for someone better, men cannot form lasting relationships horizontally, or by dating "up", only by dating "down". Once again, all the fault is being laid at the feet of men, who are told it is their threatened masculinity that is to blame, and not a rational (even instinctual) response to women's hypergamous natures. The Telegraph: Men 'feel threatened by intelligent women' http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11945184/Men-feel-threatened-by-intelligent-women.html JDBTv: Men Are "Threatened" By Intelligent Women? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZ0PHb5mXc Intro/Outro Song: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 65989 Turd Flinging Monkey
The Red Pill Grief Cycle: Part 4: Breaking Through Rage
 
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It sounds so simple and cliche, but acceptance and love for yourself are the key to moving passed the red-pill rage. Acceptance Quotes About Life and Love https://everydaypowerblog.com/2014/12/01/awesome-acceptance-quotes-about-life/ Intro/Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist. Background Music: "Sugar Pines" by Wes Hutchinson. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Visualizations created using Winamp and OBS. Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.
Views: 9799 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Office C***s
 
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A valuable public service announcement for those who work in offices with women. Guitarman187-Psychtow: Working With Women, The HR Problem, Shit Tests By Proxy - MGTOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WyglF2GRN8 Song: “Gypsy Dance” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library
Views: 33563 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: The Magic of Male Scarcity
 
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I may have figured out the last missing piece of the formula, cracked the Traditionalism Cycle wide open, and learned both what causes gynocentrism, and how to overcome it society-wide. Barbarossa: Feminism, Transhumanism, and SJW's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vvFI0i6InQ Terrance Popp: CAN'T CUT THE MUSTARD - Redonkulas.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zp6kyIcWo Surrogacy and the Single Dad: http://www.boiseweekly.com/boise/surrogacy-and-the-single-dad/Content?oid=930284 Song Clip: “Extinction Level Event (Sting)” by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 133730 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Male Vulnerability Need
 
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My thoughts on the concept of male-mother need. I don't believe it is the need for a mother per-se, but the need to be allowed to be vulnerable without being despised and rejected for it. Background Music: The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/uvp/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/
Views: 12696 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Lower Standards Are Abusive?
 
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Women are victims of hypergamy too! When they use a man for money, or for a free place to stay, that's actually a form of abuse ... no not against the man that is being used, but against the WOMAN who had to LOWER HER STANDARDS to get the money and the free place to stay. Yes ... this is not a test. The world HAS actually gone mad. As Rental Prices Rise, Women Stay In Bad Relationships to Survive https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/as-rental-prices-rise-women-stay-in-bad-relationships-to-survive Original G+ Link: https://plus.google.com/101754635248476699964/posts/T2uZepHXyfm Intro/Outro Song: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks Background Song: "Across the Ocean" by JR Tundra. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 64245 Turd Flinging Monkey
Mail: Marriage = Mistrust
 
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Sometimes a comment thread is so good it deserves a dramatic reading. Bison "Yes, Yes" Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs Intro Song: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: Laid Back Guitars by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100181 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Views: 16806 Turd Flinging Monkey
TFM Show: Why Women Worship Celebrity Culture
 
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A segment of last week's TFM Show (3/10/2017). If you're wondering why I'm uploading this segment nearly a week later, is it because It was noted that the previously uploaded segments weren't in HD, so I created this video as an experiment to see if the problem has been resolved. Gameplay: Talisman: The Horus Heresy Watch Live @: https://www.twitch.tv/tfmonkey
Views: 27934 Turd Flinging Monkey
MGTOW: Gynocentrism and O'Sullivan's Law
 
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Labels come and go, and are frankly become less useful as they become more popular and mainstream. O’Sullivan’s Law http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O%E2%80%99Sullivan%E2%80%99s%20Law TL;DR: OP;ED - The Supposed Red Pilling of Laci Green https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzin3RUVpo TL;DR - White Knights Gonna Knight Whitely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzHZ3F79YS4 Groundwork For The Metaphysics of MGTOW: On The Absence Of Anti-Feminism In The Anti-Feminist Community - MGTOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXFekYlxNJc Sargon of Akkad Livestreams: Discussing Gynocentrism with Spinosauruskin and Thinking Ape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cUlPm2_c8 Intro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: "Soul and Mind" by E's Jammy Jams. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.
Views: 26104 Turd Flinging Monkey
TFM Show: The Slutskank Redemption: Part 1
 
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Ellis "Red" Redding A segment of the 1/6/2018 TFM Show with guest: Remo361. DDJ's Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJx13WCQq8mpbaIwz6Oanw Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Gameplay: Dead Space (on PC). Sponsor Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523 10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)
Views: 28542 Turd Flinging Monkey
Broken Tool Support Group (MGTOW)
 
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"Men are not human beings, they are human doings." - Warren Farrell Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Background Music: March of the Mind by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100167 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Views: 18764 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Draft America's Single Moms
 
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Wouldn't the world be a better place if all these single moms on welfare were drafted? They would actually learn about responsibility and be better people (maybe even adults), or they'd get killed. Win/Win. Lawmakers introduce bill to make women register for draft http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/02/04/us/politics/ap-us-congress-women-in-the-draft.html Army PFT Push-up Score Chart http://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-physical-fitness-test-score-chart Vietnam Women Casualties http://www.virtualwall.org/women.htm Intro/Outro Song: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks Background Song: "So Far Away" by Riot. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Views: 20244 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Converting Fat into Divorce Papers (TFM 42O)
 
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A segment of the 6/14/2017 episode of TFM 42O. https://www.healthcentral.com/article/divorce-rate-after-bariatric-surgery-is-high-my-bariatric-life Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Background Music (in Taken 420 Trailer): Cambodian Odyssey by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100585 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.
Views: 15142 Turd Flinging Monkey
What is MGTOW?
 
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What's in the box? Dreams Become Real by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500027 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Visualizations via Winamp and OBS. Intro/Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist. -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/tfmonkey
Views: 30128 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: When Gynocentric Laws Backfire
 
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UPDATE: Milton Friedman agrees with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsIpQ7YguGE Economics: Price = the intersection of Supply and Demand. Increase the price of female labor, while keeping supply constant, and you decrease demand for female labor. Political laws cannot trump Economic laws. New York Times: When Family-Friendly Policies Backfire http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/26/upshot/when-family-friendly-policies-backfire.html Intro/Outro Song: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks
Views: 97663 Turd Flinging Monkey
News: Pretty Little Stabbers (TFM 42O)
 
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A slap on the wrist for stabbing someone just isn't gynocentric enough. Only when there are no consequences for women will we finally achieve true equality. A segment of the 12/13/2017 episode of TFM 42O. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-42265869 Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Sponsor Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523 10% Off Coupon Code for Anchors Aweigh (click link to view)
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The Zen of ZFG: Part 1: The Meaning of Life
 
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Part 1 of a new mini-series. The only way to stop caring about what others think/say/do is to take control of the meaning of your own life, and never leave it in the hands of anyone else. Intro Song: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: "Pachabelly" by Huma-Huma. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Gameplay: The Stanley Parable (on PC)
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C's The Means of Production
 
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UPDATE: Due to popular demand, I've added new merch for my merchstore based on Commie Monster. https://shop.spreadshirt.com/TurdFlingingMonkey/?noCache=true With everything that's happened recently, I needed to take a break and make a fun video. Enjoy! Background Music: "Serenity" by Aakash Gandhi. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. National Anthem of USSR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs Sesame Street: Cookie Monster Sings C is for Cookie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
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News: They Hate Us Cuz They Ain't Us (TFM 42O)
 
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A segment of the 5/31/2017 episode of TFM 42O. Feminists Are Fighting Masculinity With Masculinity http://www.returnofkings.com/122181/feminists-are-fighting-masculinity-with-masculinity VIDEO: Dude KNOCKS OUT BIG BLACK CHICK With A Chair After She Attacked Him With A Knife! https://jdb-media.net/2017/05/30/video-dude-knocks-out-big-black-chick-with-a-chair-after-she-attacked-him-with-a-knife/ Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.
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Monkeynomics 101: Marriage Divorce and MGTOW
 
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UPDATE: Special Addendum to this video by Stardusk the "Thinking Ape": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHvy6v5lqWE *NOTE* It's been pointed out by commentators that the subject's net income was calculated incorrectly because the progressive income-tax and standard deductions were not accounted for. The subject is still broke, and a wage-slave, but it's not as bad as the $6,000+ in the video. My apologies. - TFM Links to statistics: Canadian MGTOW: The Price of Love in Canada 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vAz3NCWj0 Canadian MGTOW sings "I Have a Butt" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DJr1u4trw U.S. Median Income http://www.mybudget360.com/how-much-do-americans-earn-what-is-the-average-us-income/ Average Single Person Living Expenses http://classroom.synonym.com/average-living-expenses-single-person-13250.html Basic Family Budgets http://www.epi.org/publication/ib368-basic-family-budgets/ Example Child Support Rates http://www.alikhanlaw.com/family_law.html Average Alimony Rates http://www.life123.com/relationships/divorce/alimony/what-is-the-average-alimony-percentage.shtml Housekeeping Service Rates http://www.care.com/housekeeping-housekeeper-cost-p1145-q7470.html Takeout Food Prices http://money.cnn.com/2005/12/22/pf/meals_averagecost/ Call-Girl Rates (Average) https://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2010/10/09/the-going-rate/ Call-Girl Rates (High Class) http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/high-class-call-girl-job-includes-sex-article-1.290524 Average couple has sex twice a week, 5% don't have sex at all http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/FAQ.html#frequency
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News: Women Will Not Save Japan
 
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Shedding of the Ego: Women Will Not Save Japan http://sheddingoftheego.com/?p=528 Bibliography Bloom, D. E., Canning, D., Fink, G., & Finlay, J. E. (2007, November). Fertility, Female Labor Force Participation, and the Demographic Dividend. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from The National Bureau of Economic Research: http://www.nber.org/papers/w13583 Harlan, C. (2010, October 24). Japan's young men seek a new path. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from The Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/24/AR2010102403342.html Kagenuma, K. (2014, March 11). Grass Fed: An Explanation of Herbivore Culture. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from Going Your Own Way: http://www.goingyourownway.com/content.php?r=118-Grass-Fed-Herbivore-Men Smith, B. (2014, April 15). Michigan child care costs among highest nationally for infants, preschool age kids. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from MLive: http://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/index.ssf/2014/04/michigan_child_care_costs_amon.html Soble, J. (2015, January 1). To Rescue Economy, Japan Turns to Supermom. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from The New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/02/business/international/in-economic-revival-effort-japan-turns-to-its-women.html?_r=1 Statistics Bureau. (2014, December 1). Statistics Japan. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications: http://www.stat.go.jp/english/data/jinsui/tsuki/index.htm World Population Review. (n.d.). Japan Population 2015. Retrieved June 5, 2015, from World Population Review: http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/japan-population/
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News: Never Go Full Ruth Graham (TFM 42O)
 
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If she were just really stupid, she would be right about half the time simply due to statistical probability. A segment of the 11/1/2017 episode of TFM 42O. http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/10/27/let_s_ban_men_from_workplaces.html Return of Kings: WHY WOMEN SHOULDN’T WORK http://www.returnofkings.com/75194/why-women-shouldnt-work Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Sponsor: https://www.the-doll-house.com/ The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/sex-robots-uk Celestina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ Background Music: Jazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Production. TTS by https://ttsreader.com/
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The Three Kinds of Feminists (Complete and Remastered)
 
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This was my first series that kicked off my channel exactly two Martin Luther King Jr. Day's ago in 2015. I remastered the audio and took out some erroneous information in part 3, but it's otherwise a compilation of my original series. As you can see my message has been fairly consistent over the subsequent two years. Thank you to everyone for the last two years, and enjoy! New York Post: How Sharpton gets paid to not cry ‘racism’ at corporations http://nypost.com/2015/01/04/how-sharpton-gets-paid-to-not-cry-racism-at-corporations/ Background Music: Love of All by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
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News: To Male Feminists: Is This What You Want?
 
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A public-service announcement (PSA) to male Feminists. I know that they have no concept of female nature and hypergamy, but someone needs to at least make the effort to educate them. NYMag: What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
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TFM's Guide to N.A.W.A.L.T.
 
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UPDATE: I've received a lot of comments from men who are upset that I accused all men of being rapists, or even potential rapists. I thought about making a video, but instead I'll just post my thoughts here... First, I made a clear distinction between potentiality and action. If you missed that, you didn't watch the video, or you only heard what you wanted to hear. Second, the reason rape is analogous to hypergamy is based on reproductive success for both genders. Male reproductive success is limited only by his access to females, and rape ensures him the most sexual access. Female reproductive success is limited by her access to resources. She NEEDS a man to protect her and provide for her while she's pregnant and nursing. This is true in animals as well as humans and is nigh-universal. Women judge men based on their resources and utility, period. That's female nature in a nutshell. To use the extreme example, the best strategy for female reproductive success is hypergamy, to acquire the resources of as many men as possible, or simply move-up from one partner to a better partner that can provide her with more as they become available. Third, the people who objected to my analogy of male rape with female hypergamy insisted that they would never rape a woman, but they seem to all use the example of a random passed-out woman and not marital-rape, which was the EXAMPLE I USED IN THE VIDEO! Marital rape was NEVER a crime in ANY CULTURE THROUGHOUT HUMAN HISTORY ... until the 20th century. English Common Law recognized that a husband had the right to demand sex from his wife, and her consent was implied as part of the marriage contract itself. Just look at the Wikipedia entry that charts marital-rape laws. It only really took off around the 1980s, which is within living memory of most of the people reading this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_rape Lastly, to prove what I said about how laws and culture either suppress or facilitate these behaviors, consider these statistics: In 1997 (several years after marital rape laws were passed), a study found that 13% of married women in the US experienced marital rape (defined as unwanted sex obtained through the use or threat of force) by their current husband. In 1999, a study was conducted on women in Tajikistan (a Muslim country where marital rape isn't a crime) and it found that 47% of women reported being forced to have sex by their husband. That's more than 3X the rate of marital rape in the US based entirely on the culture and laws. So in countries without marital rape laws, about half of marriages involve rape. In western countries without laws against hypergamy, about half of marriages end in divorce (with women initiating 80% of divorces). I wonder if these two behaviors are analogous? Marcus's channel (Groundwork for the Metaphysics of MGTOW) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZrMKcDNPruX8ltP0Y0pOTw Song: The House Glows (With Almost No Help) by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/darkglow/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/
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News: Mainstreet MGTOW (TFM 42O)
 
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Social Media Links: Alternate Channel (Celestina Monkey): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClRIx5Yp0CZTCJz7PshfwEA Bitchute Account: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/SdA7JwX9dfhl/ Gab Account: https://gab.ai/TFMonkey Instagram (Celestina): https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ A segment of the 10/10/2018 episode of TFM 42O https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/10/09/human-resources-study-shows-a-stunning-unintended-backlash-to-the-me-too-movement Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images. Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock. Intro/Outro Music: "A Clockwork Monkey" by DarkStar. Sponsor Links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sponsor-15531523
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The Red Pill Grief Cycle: Part 3: Finding Your Purpose
 
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An unexpected part 3 to what was supposed to be a 2 part series. I have received a lot of comments from men who feel stuck because they can't figure out what purpose they should use to fill the "void" left from abandoning the gynocentric program. While I can't tell you what your life's purpose is (as it's intimately personal) I hope that I can point you in the right direction. Six Human Needs Test (New Link) http://six-human-needs-test.herokuapp.com/ Intro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist Background Music: Earnest by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100248 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visualizations created using Winamp, and recorded using OBS.
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The Red Pill Grief Cycle: Part 1: The Story of Chirin
 
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Part 1 in a new series about the Red Pill Grief Cycle. Intro Song: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist. Film: Ringing Bell (1978); Chirin no suzu (original title)
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News: Friendzone Level: Ex-Husband
 
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Nice guys finish last, and then continue to run the race after they've lost ... because they're idiots. Dad's rant about his relationship with ex-wife wins him praise for being a "real man" http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dads-rant-relationship-ex-wife-9853005 Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Background Music: "Love Struck" by E's Jammy James. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library. Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.
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