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O Little State of Delaware
 
02:34
A Christmas song parody by Todd Chappelle - featured on 93.7 WSTW's Toys for Tots benefits Christmas CD (2010) and Todd's comedy CD "This Is Ridiculous" (2011). www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 77179 Todd Chappelle
The Accountant Song
 
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This song is my attempt to make accounting sound exciting ... I don't think it worked. And yes, I really am an accountant. LYRICS: I am an accountant, I like my job a lot Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true Going over your receivables, oh how could I forget I experience inflation when I service your debt You've got a lot of interest, at least that's what I'm told Because my stimulus package has a substantial front-end load I am an accountant, I like my job a lot Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true My growth rate is historical when adjusted for inflation But thinking about you naked is my standard deviation My initial public offering soon will come to pass I realize a gain when I appreciate your ass-ets I am an accountant, I like my job a lot It may sound kind of dirty, but it gets me kind of hot When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true It may sound kind of crazy, but actually it's true ..
Views: 24805 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware
 
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My song parody "I'm From Delaware" with the extra verses --- recorded at the Chapel Street Theater in Newark, Delaware on Dec. 5, 2008. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 8242 Todd Chappelle
Swine Flu song
 
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An original Swine Flu comedy song by Todd Chappelle. Hear other comedy songs at www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 3475 Todd Chappelle
Full Of Bees (Beatles Parody)
 
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A truck with approximately 20 million bees overturned in Delaware yesterday, and they are swarming the state. Come to the NY Funny Songs Fest May 29-31, 2014 to hear more demented songs like this! www.nyfunnysongs.com Lyrics: When I find myself in Delaware A State policeman comes to me Saying "Roll up all your windows, 'cause there's bees" And when I'm stuck in traffic And there's lots of cars in front of me My Epi-Pen is ready for the bees Full of Bees, Full of Bees Delaware is full of bees I even played this song in the key of B
Views: 5161 Todd Chappelle
Chris Christie song - parody of "Misty"
 
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A parody of the classic song "Misty", dedicated to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Look at me - my cholesterol is up to 403 And I feel like I'm bigger than a cloud You can't understand I'm Chris Christie - I'm holding a ham Walk my way - twenty thousand calories I ate today I can't wait for the taste of your jello When dinner is near I'm Chris Christie - now get me a beer You can say that I'm piling it on But it's just what you want me to do I just noticed you're carrying a pie That's why I'm following you On my own - as I'm chewing on a greasy chicken bone Never seeing my right foot or my left My hands look like gloves I'm Chris Christie - it's pizza I love
Views: 998 Todd Chappelle
Higgs Boson Love Song
 
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A love song I wrote to the elemental particle of the universe - the Higgs Boson. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson
Views: 628 Todd Chappelle
Hurricane Sandy Song
 
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A parody of the Barrry Manilow song "Mandy". I've never seen in all my life, raining down as cold as ice A giant of a storm, it'll break all my windows A thousand miles wide, I just can't face it Three days ago the air was warm But now they're talking Frankenstorm We'll get a foot of rain from this hurricane They say there might be snow What the f---, it's October Oh Sandy Well I'm scared and you might be the worst storm That I've ever seen, oh Sandy When you get here my house will be shaking Please don't destroy Halloween, oh Sandy Well, I'm scared and my hands will be shaking Won't you please go away, oh Sandy When you get here my house will be quaking And I hate you
Views: 24641 Todd Chappelle
Baby Got Back (in the style of Neil Diamond)
 
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What would it sound like if Neil Diamond covered Sir Mix-A-Lot?
Views: 763 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware (live)
 
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Todd Chappelle performing "I'm From Delaware" live at the Chase Center in Wilmington, DE. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 1908 Todd Chappelle
Vasectomy Song
 
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A parody of James Blunt's song "You're Beautiful".
Views: 1884 Todd Chappelle
You Shook Me All Night Long (in the style of James Taylor)
 
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This is my cover of my favorite AC/DC song - "You Shook Me All Night Long" - in the style of James Taylor. Thanks to Dan Pevar for filming and editing the video. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 2589 Todd Chappelle
October Night
 
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A parody of "O Holy Night" that describes the outrage people feel about early Christmas displays. LYRICS: October night, we should be carving pumpkins Instead the stores have their Christmas displays Can't stand the sight of Santa and his reindeer Please take them down, we still have 80 shopping days No Christmas trees, no giant plastic snowmen We don't need Santa on Columbus Day Screw Halloween, and also screw Thanksgiving I don't want to fight I haven't even raked my leaves This just isn't right On this October night
Views: 160 Todd Chappelle
Gravy (Patsy Cline parody)
 
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A song about my favorite part of Thanksgiving.
Views: 620 Todd Chappelle
Fiscal Cliff Song (Night Ranger parody)
 
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A parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger by Todd Chappelle. www.toddchappelle.com e-mail: [email protected] If you are a fan of funny songs, check out www.NYFunnySongs.com for information about the NY Funny Songs Festival. LYRICS: Fiscal Cliff you know the time has come And it won't be sparing anyone, You'll see .... You'll see ... Congress argues over every dime You know those boys are running out of time It's true ... It's true ... So vote again, both sides want to fight The left can't stand the right I hope they see the light Will the left and right negotiate Or will they leave it to the head of state To say ... You'll pay ... Fiscal cliff, now don't you play with fire Should they let the Bush tax cuts expire I say ... no way ... So vote again, it's all over the news The reds against the blues We need more revenue So vote again, both sides want to fight The left can't stand the right I hope they see the light Fiscal Cliff you know the time has come The First of January won't be fun, You'll see .... You'll see ...
Views: 4258 Todd Chappelle
Charlie Sheen song
 
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A parody of a James Blunt song ... about Charlie Sheen. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 4007 Todd Chappelle
My Hernia
 
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a song about a "problem" ... anyone who has had hernia surgery will be able to relate.
Views: 1238 Todd Chappelle
Please Do Something Stupid
 
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Carla Ulbrich performs "Please Do Something Stupid" at the Kennett Flash in Kennett Square, PA on 02/14/2015.
Views: 108 Todd Chappelle
More Than Bacon
 
01:26
A song about the one thing I love more than anything else in the world.
Views: 69 Todd Chappelle
Tire Slasher Song - "Eye On the Tires"
 
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A parody of the song "Eye of the Tiger" -- dedicated to all the people in Philadelphia and Delaware who have had the misfortune of having their tires slashed over the last few months. Risin' up, look out on the street There's a flat on my Chevy Some little jerk is making me late for work If I find him then he won't survive So many times our tires are slashed Call AAA for a tow truck But it ain't funny 'cause I ain't got no money To go and replace all my tires Keep your eye on the tires in the still of the night I don't know if my wheels will survive it And the first one to catch him gets to shoot him on sight There's no sleepin', we're keepin' our eyes on the tires
Views: 2206 Todd Chappelle
"Irene" - parody of "Jolene"
 
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A song for Hurricane Irene - a parody of the Dolly Parton song "Jolene".
Views: 3750 Todd Chappelle
The Google Song
 
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A song parody by Todd Chappelle about his favorite website. Video editing and production by Marc Moss of Target Studios.
Views: 4099 Todd Chappelle
Todd Chappelle - Preston and Steve Show 03/09/2016
 
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93.3 WMMR's Preston and Steve discuss Todd Chappelle's version of "James Taylor sings AC/DC". Originally aired March 9, 2016.
Views: 213 Todd Chappelle
Cell Phones are Catching On Fire (Billy Joel Parody)
 
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A parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". Lyrics by Tim Grill (www.timgrill.com) and Todd Chappelle (www.toddchappelle.com) LYRICS: Donald Trump, Hillary, blamed for Benghazi Trump putting people down, people scared of angry clowns Donald's hair looks so wrong, emails strangely gone Hillary and coughing fits, Pence denying everything Protests, feel the Bern, where are Donald's tax returns sniffing in the big debate, beauty queen gained some weight, no accountability, mocking disabilities pant suits, orange skin, stubby little fingers CHORUS Zika virus, hurricanes, people have no shame, Prince and Bowie both are gone, people hunting Pokémon, so-so economy, Kaepernick takes a knee, Wells Fargo fake accounts, basket of deplorables North Korea testing Nukes, Ghostbusters bad reviews, Ryan Lochte breaking doors, Brady out until game 4, Alligator takes a child, Abe Vigoda really dies, Ronda Rousey knocked out, who will win the White House? CHORUS Brangelina splits up, Kim Kardashian held up, transgender bathrooms, Bill Clinton loves balloons, Olympics in Brazil, everybody needs to chill, Billion dollar Powerball, I can’t take anymore at all
Views: 167 Todd Chappelle
Old MacDonald (in the style of Neil Diamond)
 
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What would it sound like if Neil Diamond covered Old MacDonald?
Views: 356 Todd Chappelle
Powerball Song
 
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A parody of Wonderwall by Oasis -- for the world record Powerball drawing on 01/13/2016. Wednesday is gonna be the day that I'm gonna be a billionaire I know you think you're gonna win but you're not so I don't really care I don't believe that anybody else is gonna win it all somehow Not gonna take the 30 payments, gonna take it all in one big lump and them I'm gonna buy a suit and run against Donald Trump I don't believe that anybody else is gonna win it all somehow I had to stand in line for 20 hours I spent all my money, now I gotta take a shower There are many things that I would like to buy for you, but I can't right now And maybe I got the winning ticket baby I'll win it all in the Powerball
Views: 2160 Todd Chappelle
Interrupting Cow
 
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What is the secret to comedy? You will find out in this video.
Views: 281 Todd Chappelle
Manti Te'o Song
 
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A Manti Te'o song parody, based on the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins. LYRICS: There was a football player and his name was Manti Te'o He said he had a girlfriend and that her name was Lennay-o He was in love with her, she called him every day-o Then he told some people that Lennay had passed away-o Um diddle um dum It's a lie Um diddle um dum It's a lie As a football player, Manti really took the prize, man He finished second in the voting for the Heisman He was devastated when his girlfriend up and dies, man Poor old Manti Te'o was believing all the lies, man Um diddle um dum It's a lie Your girlfriend is just a guy Then there was a man named Tuiasosopo He's the person who made Manti look just like a dope-o He admitted that there was a hoax on Manti Te'o What's the matter with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo? Um diddle um dum It's a lie And we still do not know why What's the matter with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo?
Views: 976 Todd Chappelle
Debt Limit Ceiling (Eagles parody)
 
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A parody of "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 236 Todd Chappelle
PokeBall (Oasis Parody)
 
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A parody of "Wonderwall" for the Pokémon Go craze.
Views: 342 Todd Chappelle
Tiger Woods song
 
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another James Blunt parody, this time about our favorite golfer Tiger Woods ... visit myspace.com/toddchappelle for more parodies and original songs
Views: 30115 Todd Chappelle
Go See Alice
 
02:03
An original song about a new friend.
Views: 328 Todd Chappelle
OCD (Beatles Parody)
 
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A humorous song parody about the joys of living with OCD.
Views: 491 Todd Chappelle
Country Song Titles
 
02:09
I wrote a country song ... using only the titles of other country songs as the lyrics ...
Views: 497 Todd Chappelle
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone?
 
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Carla Ulbrich performs "What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone?" at the Kennett Flash in Kennett Square, PA on 02/14/2015.
Views: 261 Todd Chappelle
Vasectomy Song
 
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A parody of James Blunt's song "You're Beautiful" about a medical procedure I had.
Views: 274 Todd Chappelle
The Toyota Song
 
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If you see a Toyota coming down the street ... look out!! Oh I can't stop, no I can't stop No I can't stop driving my Toyota Oh it won't stop, oh it won't stop Oh my God, it won't stop! It's my Toyota Won't put my family in a Camry And you'll never see us riding in a Prius I'd rather get ebola than ride in a Corolla But the brakes are gone in my Avalon Oh I can't stop, oh I can't stop Oh I can't stop driving my Toyota
Views: 30198 Todd Chappelle
Wilmington Bridge is Falling Down
 
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I-495 in Wilmington, DE is currently closed because of structural problems, which inspired this song parody. Wilmington Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down Wilmington Bridge is falling down It's so scary Traffic will be bad for weeks Bad for weeks, bad for weeks Traffic will be bad for weeks It's so scary Build it up with iron and steel Iron and steel, iron and steel It will be a big ordeal It's so scary We will be in a bad mood Till the road is renewed Until then we all are screwed It's so scary Wilmington Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down Wilmington Bridge is falling down It's so scary
Views: 3108 Todd Chappelle
Crazy Train (in the style of Neil Diamond)
 
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What would it sound like if Neil Diamond covered an Ozzy Osbourne song?
Views: 431 Todd Chappelle
Totally Average Woman - Carla Ulbrich
 
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Carla Ulbrich's performance of "Totally Average Woman" at the Kennett Flash in Kennett Sqaure, PA on 02/14/2015.
Views: 104 Todd Chappelle
The Tebow Connection
 
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A parody of "The Rainbow Connection" dedicated to Tim Tebow Why are there so many haters on Tebow? People can't stand him, they've tried He's not a quarterback, he's more like a running back Tebow has nothing to hide Can't find receivers, but he still beat the Steelers It's the damndest thing I've ever seen Someday we'll find it, the Tebow Connection The lovers of number 15 La da da ..... (end by tebowing)
Views: 1480 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware
 
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A humorous take on the state of Delaware. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 1717 Todd Chappelle
Gangnam Style - Acoustic Version
 
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My son told me he could sing Gangnam Style with the original Korean lyrics ...
Views: 1052 Todd Chappelle
Bob Costas Eyes
 
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A parody of "Bette Davis Eyes". Get well soon, Bob! Come to the 2014 Philadelphia Funny Songs Fest! - for information, visit www.phillyfunnysongs.com
Views: 1115 Todd Chappelle
Kim Kardashian Song - 72 Days to Leave Your Lover
 
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A song about Kim Kardashian's short-lived marriage --- a parody of the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover".
Views: 1180 Todd Chappelle
Chick-fil-A song (Gotye parody)
 
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A parody of "Somebody That I Used To Know" describing my feelings for Chick-fil-A. Lyrics: Now and then I think of all the meals I ate there Your menu made me so happy I could die Told myself that you were right for me I couldn't get enough of your sweet tea. I was in love and every meal I still remember I was addicted to your spicy chicken sandwich I always ate it with with a side of waffle fries But what you're saying now does not make sense There's no way that we can still be friends I'll admit that I'm glad that it's over But you didn't have to piss me off Talkin 'bout how gay marriage is an abomination I don't understand at all You treat them like a stranger and they've had enough I can't believe a CEO Would make a statement that would probably piss off half the nation I really don't need you though Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go
Views: 3153 Todd Chappelle
Sharknado (Rolling Stones parody)
 
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A parody of the Rolling Stones song "Brown Sugar" - about the worst (and possibly best) TV movie of all-time, Sharknado. I turned on my TV on Thursday night And what I saw was a terrible sight There were great white sharks raining from the sky It was all on the channel called Syfy Sharknado - so friggin' bad it's good, now Sharknado - bad as I thought it would be, now Well, it made me cringe and it made me laugh They used a chainsaw to cut a shark in half OK, so you blew up a tornado with a bomb But I still can't believe that Tara Reid is playing someone's mom Sharknado - so friggin' bad it's good, now Sharknado - bad as I thought it would be, now
Views: 1230 Todd Chappelle
Green Song
 
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It's just a list of things that are green.
Views: 78 Todd Chappelle

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