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Hurricane Sandy Song
 
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A parody of the Barrry Manilow song "Mandy". I've never seen in all my life, raining down as cold as ice A giant of a storm, it'll break all my windows A thousand miles wide, I just can't face it Three days ago the air was warm But now they're talking Frankenstorm We'll get a foot of rain from this hurricane They say there might be snow What the f---, it's October Oh Sandy Well I'm scared and you might be the worst storm That I've ever seen, oh Sandy When you get here my house will be shaking Please don't destroy Halloween, oh Sandy Well, I'm scared and my hands will be shaking Won't you please go away, oh Sandy When you get here my house will be quaking And I hate you
Views: 24675 Todd Chappelle
O Little State of Delaware
 
02:34
A Christmas song parody by Todd Chappelle - featured on 93.7 WSTW's Toys for Tots benefits Christmas CD (2010) and Todd's comedy CD "This Is Ridiculous" (2011). www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 77258 Todd Chappelle
The Accountant Song
 
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This song is my attempt to make accounting sound exciting ... I don't think it worked. And yes, I really am an accountant. LYRICS: I am an accountant, I like my job a lot Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true Going over your receivables, oh how could I forget I experience inflation when I service your debt You've got a lot of interest, at least that's what I'm told Because my stimulus package has a substantial front-end load I am an accountant, I like my job a lot Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true My growth rate is historical when adjusted for inflation But thinking about you naked is my standard deviation My initial public offering soon will come to pass I realize a gain when I appreciate your ass-ets I am an accountant, I like my job a lot It may sound kind of dirty, but it gets me kind of hot When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true It may sound kind of crazy, but actually it's true ..
Views: 24935 Todd Chappelle
You Shook Me All Night Long (in the style of James Taylor)
 
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This is my cover of my favorite AC/DC song - "You Shook Me All Night Long" - in the style of James Taylor. Thanks to Dan Pevar for filming and editing the video. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 2671 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware
 
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My song parody "I'm From Delaware" with the extra verses --- recorded at the Chapel Street Theater in Newark, Delaware on Dec. 5, 2008. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 8329 Todd Chappelle
Full Of Bees (Beatles Parody)
 
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A truck with approximately 20 million bees overturned in Delaware yesterday, and they are swarming the state. Come to the NY Funny Songs Fest May 29-31, 2014 to hear more demented songs like this! www.nyfunnysongs.com Lyrics: When I find myself in Delaware A State policeman comes to me Saying "Roll up all your windows, 'cause there's bees" And when I'm stuck in traffic And there's lots of cars in front of me My Epi-Pen is ready for the bees Full of Bees, Full of Bees Delaware is full of bees I even played this song in the key of B
Views: 5180 Todd Chappelle
Higgs Boson Love Song
 
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A love song I wrote to the elemental particle of the universe - the Higgs Boson. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson
Views: 650 Todd Chappelle
Bob Costas Eyes
 
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A parody of "Bette Davis Eyes". Get well soon, Bob! Come to the 2014 Philadelphia Funny Songs Fest! - for information, visit www.phillyfunnysongs.com
Views: 1119 Todd Chappelle
Chick-fil-A song (Gotye parody)
 
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A parody of "Somebody That I Used To Know" describing my feelings for Chick-fil-A. Lyrics: Now and then I think of all the meals I ate there Your menu made me so happy I could die Told myself that you were right for me I couldn't get enough of your sweet tea. I was in love and every meal I still remember I was addicted to your spicy chicken sandwich I always ate it with with a side of waffle fries But what you're saying now does not make sense There's no way that we can still be friends I'll admit that I'm glad that it's over But you didn't have to piss me off Talkin 'bout how gay marriage is an abomination I don't understand at all You treat them like a stranger and they've had enough I can't believe a CEO Would make a statement that would probably piss off half the nation I really don't need you though Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go Now you're just a restaurant where I used to go
Views: 3161 Todd Chappelle
"Irene" - parody of "Jolene"
 
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A song for Hurricane Irene - a parody of the Dolly Parton song "Jolene".
Views: 3771 Todd Chappelle
October Night
 
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A parody of "O Holy Night" that describes the outrage people feel about early Christmas displays. LYRICS: October night, we should be carving pumpkins Instead the stores have their Christmas displays Can't stand the sight of Santa and his reindeer Please take them down, we still have 80 shopping days No Christmas trees, no giant plastic snowmen We don't need Santa on Columbus Day Screw Halloween, and also screw Thanksgiving I don't want to fight I haven't even raked my leaves This just isn't right On this October night
Views: 161 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware (live)
 
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Todd Chappelle performing "I'm From Delaware" live at the Chase Center in Wilmington, DE. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 1911 Todd Chappelle
Gravy (Patsy Cline parody)
 
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A song about my favorite part of Thanksgiving.
Views: 626 Todd Chappelle
Tire Slasher Song - "Eye On the Tires"
 
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A parody of the song "Eye of the Tiger" -- dedicated to all the people in Philadelphia and Delaware who have had the misfortune of having their tires slashed over the last few months. Risin' up, look out on the street There's a flat on my Chevy Some little jerk is making me late for work If I find him then he won't survive So many times our tires are slashed Call AAA for a tow truck But it ain't funny 'cause I ain't got no money To go and replace all my tires Keep your eye on the tires in the still of the night I don't know if my wheels will survive it And the first one to catch him gets to shoot him on sight There's no sleepin', we're keepin' our eyes on the tires
Views: 2282 Todd Chappelle
TOTALLY FREE SONG !!
 
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This song was written by a musical comedian named Mark Silverman ... it is on his 2005 CD "Gogglefogger". I covered it on my 2009 CD "Moderately Funny Songs". Mark Silverman put TOTALLY FREE SONG in public domain, so he is hoping that other people cover it and it becomes an internet sensation ... and generates CD sales, of course. For more info on Mark Silverman, visit www.marksilverman.com For more information on me, visit www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 730 Todd Chappelle
Please Do Something Stupid
 
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Carla Ulbrich performs "Please Do Something Stupid" at the Kennett Flash in Kennett Square, PA on 02/14/2015.
Views: 111 Todd Chappelle
More Than Bacon
 
01:26
A song about the one thing I love more than anything else in the world.
Views: 70 Todd Chappelle
OCD (Beatles Parody)
 
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A humorous song parody about the joys of living with OCD.
Views: 502 Todd Chappelle
My Hernia
 
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a song about a "problem" ... anyone who has had hernia surgery will be able to relate.
Views: 1246 Todd Chappelle
Powerball Song
 
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A parody of Wonderwall by Oasis -- for the world record Powerball drawing on 01/13/2016. Wednesday is gonna be the day that I'm gonna be a billionaire I know you think you're gonna win but you're not so I don't really care I don't believe that anybody else is gonna win it all somehow Not gonna take the 30 payments, gonna take it all in one big lump and them I'm gonna buy a suit and run against Donald Trump I don't believe that anybody else is gonna win it all somehow I had to stand in line for 20 hours I spent all my money, now I gotta take a shower There are many things that I would like to buy for you, but I can't right now And maybe I got the winning ticket baby I'll win it all in the Powerball
Views: 2184 Todd Chappelle
Vasectomy Song
 
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A parody of James Blunt's song "You're Beautiful".
Views: 1929 Todd Chappelle
Interrupting Cow
 
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What is the secret to comedy? You will find out in this video.
Views: 282 Todd Chappelle
Vasectomy Song
 
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A parody of James Blunt's song "You're Beautiful" about a medical procedure I had.
Views: 288 Todd Chappelle
Country Song Titles
 
02:09
I wrote a country song ... using only the titles of other country songs as the lyrics ...
Views: 501 Todd Chappelle
Cell Phones are Catching On Fire (Billy Joel Parody)
 
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A parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". Lyrics by Tim Grill (www.timgrill.com) and Todd Chappelle (www.toddchappelle.com) LYRICS: Donald Trump, Hillary, blamed for Benghazi Trump putting people down, people scared of angry clowns Donald's hair looks so wrong, emails strangely gone Hillary and coughing fits, Pence denying everything Protests, feel the Bern, where are Donald's tax returns sniffing in the big debate, beauty queen gained some weight, no accountability, mocking disabilities pant suits, orange skin, stubby little fingers CHORUS Zika virus, hurricanes, people have no shame, Prince and Bowie both are gone, people hunting Pokémon, so-so economy, Kaepernick takes a knee, Wells Fargo fake accounts, basket of deplorables North Korea testing Nukes, Ghostbusters bad reviews, Ryan Lochte breaking doors, Brady out until game 4, Alligator takes a child, Abe Vigoda really dies, Ronda Rousey knocked out, who will win the White House? CHORUS Brangelina splits up, Kim Kardashian held up, transgender bathrooms, Bill Clinton loves balloons, Olympics in Brazil, everybody needs to chill, Billion dollar Powerball, I can’t take anymore at all
Views: 172 Todd Chappelle
Tiger Woods song
 
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another James Blunt parody, this time about our favorite golfer Tiger Woods ... visit myspace.com/toddchappelle for more parodies and original songs
Views: 30134 Todd Chappelle
iPhone Love Song
 
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A song I wrote using the "auto correct" feature on my iPhone. Recorded at the Kennett Flash in Kennett Square, PA.
Views: 1700 Todd Chappelle
The Toyota Song
 
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If you see a Toyota coming down the street ... look out!! Oh I can't stop, no I can't stop No I can't stop driving my Toyota Oh it won't stop, oh it won't stop Oh my God, it won't stop! It's my Toyota Won't put my family in a Camry And you'll never see us riding in a Prius I'd rather get ebola than ride in a Corolla But the brakes are gone in my Avalon Oh I can't stop, oh I can't stop Oh I can't stop driving my Toyota
Views: 31015 Todd Chappelle
Baby Got Back (in the style of Neil Diamond)
 
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What would it sound like if Neil Diamond covered Sir Mix-A-Lot?
Views: 763 Todd Chappelle
Chris Christie song - parody of "Misty"
 
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A parody of the classic song "Misty", dedicated to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Look at me - my cholesterol is up to 403 And I feel like I'm bigger than a cloud You can't understand I'm Chris Christie - I'm holding a ham Walk my way - twenty thousand calories I ate today I can't wait for the taste of your jello When dinner is near I'm Chris Christie - now get me a beer You can say that I'm piling it on But it's just what you want me to do I just noticed you're carrying a pie That's why I'm following you On my own - as I'm chewing on a greasy chicken bone Never seeing my right foot or my left My hands look like gloves I'm Chris Christie - it's pizza I love
Views: 1000 Todd Chappelle
The Tebow Connection
 
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A parody of "The Rainbow Connection" dedicated to Tim Tebow Why are there so many haters on Tebow? People can't stand him, they've tried He's not a quarterback, he's more like a running back Tebow has nothing to hide Can't find receivers, but he still beat the Steelers It's the damndest thing I've ever seen Someday we'll find it, the Tebow Connection The lovers of number 15 La da da ..... (end by tebowing)
Views: 1482 Todd Chappelle
I'm From Delaware
 
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A humorous take on the state of Delaware. www.myspace.com/toddchappelle
Views: 1721 Todd Chappelle
We Built This City On Public Dough
 
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A Parody of "We Built This City" by Starship in honor of the 2012 Republican National Convention, performed by Todd Chappelle and Rachel Schain. Lyrics rewritten by XStryker of DelawareLiberal.net. We built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough Say you don't know me... or recognize my face Still my taxes pay... for that kind of place Knee deep in the hoopla... coming from the right Too many lobbyists... eat at the trough tonight Rush Limbaugh spreads the falsehoods, coming from the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on public dough We built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough Romney's always playing... corporation games You know he's only serving... corporation aims We just want some health care... but up there on the stage They call us irresponsible... while spewing fear and rage Rush Limbaugh spreads the falsehoods, coming from the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on public dough We built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough It's just another Monday... with protests on Wall Street Police apply a choke hold, oh... protecting the elite Who counts the money... paying for the war Who builds elevators... for each of his cars Don't tell us you'll lead us, 'cause you're a bunch of fools Screwing up America, cutting jobs and schools Rush Limbaugh spreads the falsehoods, coming from the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on public dough We built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough Built this city, we built this city on public dough
Views: 758 Todd Chappelle
Debt Limit Ceiling (Eagles parody)
 
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A parody of "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 238 Todd Chappelle
Gangnam Style - Acoustic Version
 
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My son told me he could sing Gangnam Style with the original Korean lyrics ...
Views: 1056 Todd Chappelle
Manti Te'o Song
 
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A Manti Te'o song parody, based on the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins. LYRICS: There was a football player and his name was Manti Te'o He said he had a girlfriend and that her name was Lennay-o He was in love with her, she called him every day-o Then he told some people that Lennay had passed away-o Um diddle um dum It's a lie Um diddle um dum It's a lie As a football player, Manti really took the prize, man He finished second in the voting for the Heisman He was devastated when his girlfriend up and dies, man Poor old Manti Te'o was believing all the lies, man Um diddle um dum It's a lie Your girlfriend is just a guy Then there was a man named Tuiasosopo He's the person who made Manti look just like a dope-o He admitted that there was a hoax on Manti Te'o What's the matter with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo? Um diddle um dum It's a lie And we still do not know why What's the matter with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo?
Views: 984 Todd Chappelle
More Than Bacon
 
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A love song to the one thing in the world I love most of all. From Todd Chappelle's CD "Morning People", available on iTunes, Amazon and CDBaby. LYRICS: I love you more than all the stars up in the sky I love you more than watching baseball in July I love you more than all the grains of sand on Earth I love you more than life itself, for what that's worth But I don't love you more than bacon If you thought I did, you were mistaken I'm sorry if you feel forsaken But I don't love you more than bacon
Views: 597 Todd Chappelle
What If Your Beer Was Gone?
 
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A parody of the song "What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone?" by musical comedian Carla Ulbrich. Click here to see the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoOXenYRgqQ&feature=plcp
Views: 460 Todd Chappelle
Old MacDonald (in the style of Neil Diamond)
 
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What would it sound like if Neil Diamond covered Old MacDonald?
Views: 357 Todd Chappelle
Kim Kardashian Song - 72 Days to Leave Your Lover
 
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A song about Kim Kardashian's short-lived marriage --- a parody of the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover".
Views: 1181 Todd Chappelle
Charlie Sheen song
 
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A parody of a James Blunt song ... about Charlie Sheen. www.toddchappelle.com
Views: 4009 Todd Chappelle
Spongebob Squarepants (in the style of James Taylor)
 
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What would it sound like if James Taylor covered the theme to Spongebob Squarepants?
Views: 488 Todd Chappelle
Ice Ice Baby (The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge)
 
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A Vanilla Ice parody to go along with my ALS Ice Bucket challenge. Donate today at www.alsa.org
Views: 318 Todd Chappelle
More Than Bacon
 
01:24
I song I wrote for the thing I love most in the world.
Views: 332 Todd Chappelle
PokeBall (Oasis Parody)
 
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A parody of "Wonderwall" for the Pokémon Go craze.
Views: 346 Todd Chappelle
I'll Be Home For Xmas (Philadelphia Version)
 
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A Christmas song inspired by a city I love - Philadelphia. I got the idea from hilarious Philly musical comedians Emily and Micah McGraw: http://www.philly2philly.com/entertainment/2009/9/27/21703/meet_micah_and_emily_mcgraw LYRICS: I'll be home for Christmas, You can count on me Please have snow and mistletoe And parking on the street Christmas Eve will find me down at the Ac-a-me I'll be home for Christmas if you fire Andy Reid Merry Christmas, Philadelphia
Views: 282 Todd Chappelle